Team Harris and Trump compete in Family Feud

Team Trump was at the door against Team Harris Saturday Night Live's version of Family feudwith the former president unable to come up with a coherent answer to the question: “Name something you keep in your glove compartment.”

While Trump had expected his wife Melania to join him, she was nowhere to be seen – similar to her absence from the campaign trail in recent months.

“It’s so strange,” Trump (James Austin Johnson) said. “I could have sworn she was standing right next to me about two years ago. But in their place, I brought with me a beloved member of the Trump family — and also Don Jr.”

Trump's eldest child (Mikey Day) tried to hide his disappointment at not being elected as his father's vice president, while JD Vance (Bowen Yang) commented on how “refreshing it was to be on a show that “celebrates families , unlike the Democrats who have made up their minds.” Our hero, the Joker, turns into a gay man obsessed with Lady Gaga.”

Then Trump went up against Harris (Maya Rudolph), who, after flattering him to prove how easily manipulated he was, came in first and asked him what she kept in her glove compartment.

Harris' response was a long-winded tale of her middle-class upbringing, which bored the host, who begged her to move on. Finally she replied, “A big old clock.”

Second gentleman Doug Emhoff (Andy Samberg), thinking his wife's answer was “so perfect,” echoed it. And “a second weapon,” as it turned out, was the first answer.

After Tim Walz (Jim Gaffigan) unsuccessfully responded with napkins, tums and hothands, President Joe Biden (Dana Carvey) said confidently, “I'd like to buy a vowel.” After being told that wouldn't be enough, Biden called the “Conan” host and threatened to give Trump a “knuckle sandwich.” However, none of this resulted in an answer on the board, so Trump's side took over.

And if Biden's answer was bad, so was his predecessor's – especially because it was one of his rambling, off-topic answers.

“I have never ridden in the front seat of a car, so this question is very unfair. To answer the question, I'm going to make one of my signature weaving patterns, right? It's called the fabric, where I say a lot of things, but it all comes together so beautifully, like an episode of Seinfeld. You know, Seinfeld. Jerry always wore mom jeans. He wore bad jeans, just like the immigrants who are ruining this country. They eat the pets. “You eat Mu Deng!” Trump exclaimed.

“But it’s so sad. We're getting our asses kicked. I mean, you look at Korea, you look at Japan – that's not even counting America. There is no space. So it's like a glove compartment, right? See what I did there, Steve?”

The host replied that he knew exactly what he was talking about. Then he turned to the board.

“Show me 'dementia'!”

A giant red “X” shimmered across the screen.